greggo32
September 20th, 2002, 09:05 PM
I would like to propose a few good natured contests for the reunion:
1. $100.00 to the person with the best ejection fraction (no jokes on this ladies or gentlemen).
2. $200.00 to the person who had the worst regurgitation (must be judged by competent Las Vegas cardiologist).
3. $100.00 to the person who had the longest time on the heart lung bypass machine
4. $50.00 to the person who can stay in atrial fibrillation the longest.
5. $100.00 to the person who has had the most elaborate hallucinations post anesthesia.
6. $1000.00 to the person who has the highest total dollar amount from medical bills in one year.
7. $200.00 to the peson with the most humiliating experience (must be voted on by a panel of 2 Las Vegas Democrats and 2 Las Vegas Republicans)
8. $25,000.00 to the person who can create a bacteria that can be administered to Osama Bin Laden. This bacteria must cause him to have complete heart failure and die promptly!
I WOULD PERSONALLY LIKE TO THANK HANK FOR SPONSORING THE MONEY FOR OUR CONTESTS.
1. $100.00 to the person with the best ejection fraction (no jokes on this ladies or gentlemen).
2. $200.00 to the person who had the worst regurgitation (must be judged by competent Las Vegas cardiologist).
3. $100.00 to the person who had the longest time on the heart lung bypass machine
4. $50.00 to the person who can stay in atrial fibrillation the longest.
5. $100.00 to the person who has had the most elaborate hallucinations post anesthesia.
6. $1000.00 to the person who has the highest total dollar amount from medical bills in one year.
7. $200.00 to the peson with the most humiliating experience (must be voted on by a panel of 2 Las Vegas Democrats and 2 Las Vegas Republicans)
8. $25,000.00 to the person who can create a bacteria that can be administered to Osama Bin Laden. This bacteria must cause him to have complete heart failure and die promptly!
I WOULD PERSONALLY LIKE TO THANK HANK FOR SPONSORING THE MONEY FOR OUR CONTESTS.