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Yaps
February 23rd, 2006, 03:39 AM
Fifteen days ago, I read that smoking can kill you; The next day I stopped smoking.

Twelve days ago, I read that too much red meat can kill you; The next day I stopped eating red meat.

Eight days ago, I read that drinking can kill you; The next day I stopped drinking.

Yesterday, I read that having sex can kill you; This morning I stopped reading.


:eek: :eek:

OldManEmu
February 23rd, 2006, 04:38 AM
Stop it or you will go blind!! Is this why you stopped reading?? :D

Yaps
February 23rd, 2006, 04:39 AM
hehehehheee

Karlynn
February 23rd, 2006, 09:31 AM
:D TOO FUNNY Yaps!!! Keep 'em coming.

Glenda
February 23rd, 2006, 10:01 AM
Another funny one this morning. LOL If that's the case, what a way to go, with a smile upon your face. :D :)

Wise
February 23rd, 2006, 10:08 AM
Too funny Yaps!! Thanks for the laugh.