Ross
March 20th, 2005, 11:33 AM
Thought you might like this. I went out to eat and in the traffic was this little old lady on her scooter, complete with slow moving vehicle flag holding up traffic and driving it on the road. She turned into the same restaurant and put that sucker straight into the center of a handicapped parking area. You know, the full size car parking spot, dead center.
I pull in beside her and stupidly asked if she really needed to take the whole parking spot for her scooter. She's starts wielding her cane at and shouting obscenities at me. At this point, I'm seeing you and me clotheslining people while driving scooters and the thought has me busting out laughing. She thinks I'm laughing at her! Oh boy, old Ross is gonna get clobbered now! :eek:
The more she carried on, the harder I was laughing. I feel bad about it, because normally I wouldn't have laughed, but her going off like that and being such a mean and crotchity old bitty, well I thought she'd fit right into our plans to take over the world! I couldn't get close enough to ask her for her name and number though. :D
I pull in beside her and stupidly asked if she really needed to take the whole parking spot for her scooter. She's starts wielding her cane at and shouting obscenities at me. At this point, I'm seeing you and me clotheslining people while driving scooters and the thought has me busting out laughing. She thinks I'm laughing at her! Oh boy, old Ross is gonna get clobbered now! :eek:
The more she carried on, the harder I was laughing. I feel bad about it, because normally I wouldn't have laughed, but her going off like that and being such a mean and crotchity old bitty, well I thought she'd fit right into our plans to take over the world! I couldn't get close enough to ask her for her name and number though. :D